1. When you 'adult tailgate' you don't show up to the game obliterated.
2. You show up with several coolers of classy, adult beer (aka PBR/assorted pumpkin ales)
3. You bring a camping stove to cook your classy, adult meats on
4. You drink homemade sangria out of classy, adult sized solo cups
5. You tailgate for a minimum of 4 hours before the game under your classy, adult tent
6. Your friends husband wears a classy, adult grilling apron that has speakers attached
7. And you drink and eat as much food as you can while acting like total fools and having a blast with your friends.
So, in summation you just add the words classy and adult into the story whenever is seems appropriate and continue tailgating the way you always have WHILE keeping in mind that hangovers are much crueler to those over the age of 25 :)
We had such a great time supporting our Wolfpack down in Mobile and the weather could not have been more perfect for an evening tailgate! The Pack crushed the other team...I honestly have no idea who they were, and everyone made it back home in one piece!
Sounds like fun!
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